OK, I didn’t think I would write an “Engrish” post, but this is just too choice. This is a letter I received from the apartment complex outlining the various Sunday activities that are offered.

Dear Sir or Madam

Thank you for you continuous the understanding and the support that works to us. In order to provides the good communication platform to the apartment long resident guest. We draw up from this Saturday starting apartment collective celebration, specifically activity arrangement following,

And here it goes on to list the various activities like “see bird”.

Please note,

1. This active arrangement like has the change, in separate informs you ahead of time
2. (my favorite) If your excellency has any suggestion or the opinion, please promptly takes charge of with the reception,
3. Please attend, people go to reception center in advance to sign up.

If only I could speak Chinese that “good.”